not now, kitten. daddy’s a shell of his former self
your honour, permission to call the jury "chat"
why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????
when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away
turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit
love how we drag around carcasses here
"i won't be coming back here" is the funniest possible thing you can say to a customer service worker. you're at your place of work and someone comes in, acts like a jerk, ruins your day, and then, paradoxically, finishes up by reassuring you that this interaction is now over and you'll never have to see or hear from them again
in the sonic universe there is a subreddit called r/sonicspotting and it's just people posting single frames of a blurry flash of blue taken from footage from their doorbell & security cameras. he's like a cryptid except you can ask him for autographs and he'll oblige
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